she has butchered english

Ah Lian's 1st Day At Work At Beauty Salon. The phone rings. Ah
Lian quickly picks it up.

Ah Lian : Morning. Tua Pooi Soh Peauty Saloon here. You are
now talking to Ah Lian.
Customer: Good morning Ah Lian. I want to fix appointment to
clean my face. Is your Tua Pooi Soh in??
Ah Lian : Tau Keh Soh is going out 1 hour ago. Who on the line?
Customer: I am Auntie Mary. Your Tua Pooi Soh's customer.
Ah Lian : Oh Auntie Mely. I can help you to fix appointment.
Tomolo Tau Keh Soh appointment full house. Tomolo's tomolo
she got free. When you
like to come?
Customer: I think some time next week. Can I confirm the date
& time
with you later?
Ah Lian : Sure sure. You can call me or fact your late &
timing. Our
fact lumber: jeelo two - two egg one sick for two fai sick. If
you want,
can rock on to our wet side to see our later awertaismen &
plomosen. Our
wet side : tapiu tapiu tapiu lot tpspeautysaloon lot kom lot
mai. Anymore
thing you want to talk? If no more I hang the phone.
Customer: Ah......no. You've been most helpful. Thanks.

Ah Lian : OK, when you free please come & sit. Pai.